Brink of Death Coffee –Slap Your Soul Awake Blend (Light Roast)

Brink of Death Coffee –Slap Your Soul Awake Blend (Light Roast)This medium dark roast isnt just coffeeits a legally questionable form of resurrection. With bold flavors of dried fruit and citrus, balanced by smooth milk chocolate and almonds, every sip is a jolt to the system, engineered to snatch you from the clutches of exhaustion. Crafted for sleep deprived warriors, caffeine dependent survivors, and those one bad decision away from needing divine intervention, this blend doesnt just wake you upit revives

This medium-dark roast isn’t just coffee—it’s a legally questionable form of resurrection. With bold flavors of dried fruit and citrus, balanced by smooth milk chocolate and almonds, every sip is a jolt to the system, engineered to snatch you from the clutches of exhaustion.

Crafted for sleep-deprived warriors, caffeine-dependent survivors, and those one bad decision away from needing divine intervention, this blend doesn’t just wake you up—it revives what’s left of your soul.

Warning: May cause superhuman energy, spontaneous productivity, and the realization that sleep is for the weak. Consume at your own risk—death doesn’t do refunds! ☕🔥

.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Light roast
.: Tasting notes of dried fruit, citrus, light body
.: Hints of milk chocolate, dried fruits, and almonds
.: Growing region: Central America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada